💾 the dirty qwerty, #006: suit up, slut up, slur up, then shut up.

💾 the dirty qwerty, #006

suit up, slut up, slur up, then shut up.

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“slut” → “suit”

“slur” → “suit”

“shit” → “suit”

🧠 keyboard logic:

• l → u: side-eyeable neighbors

• u → u: no notes

• t → i → r: we’re getting loose, but we’ve seen worse

• h → u: ok but WHY

• r → i: this one feels personal

• i → i: thx guy

• s → s: yasssss

look. it’s being auto-puritan. you’re mid-text, dropping a “what a dumb slur,” or “she was slutty and proud,” or just plain old “shit,” and suddenly autocorrect says: “dearie… don’t you mean suit?”

and listen: i’m not shaming suits. i own one.

but i am shaming the part of the code that keeps hijacking the language of pain, power, and poop… and redressing it in department store politeness.

slut-shaming? slur-erasing? shit-washing yeah. it’s all the same glitch. m’phone is trying to censor my mess. but mess is where truth lives.

this episode was brought to you by the letter S — for slut, slur, shit, motherfuckin snakes on a motherfucking plane, but not suit today. ☠️