Phyllis and the Horrible Fucking Thanksgiving Curse

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thanksgiving? more like thanks-for-the-fucking-nightmare. phyllis is about to turn your family gathering into a goddamn bloodbath. exploding turkeys, possessed yams, and a plague of demonic squirrels? yeah, that's phyllis's thanksgiving menu for you bunch of goddamn ingrates. say "rabbit rabbit," or face phyllis's november nightmare! incant the words, and she might reward you with a cursed cranberry sauce that gives you hallucinations. perfect for avoiding awkward dinner conversations, you fucking idiots.

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