friday night cereal hero

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sometimes you just gots ta live. i just poured an entire box of cereal straight into my pie hole. all of it fit, nary a cocoa pebble fell out. (well, in my mind’s eye it wasn’t nearly so messy as irl. oops.) twas glorious. who needs a bowl? not me. life's too short for that bullshit.


then there's the ultimate plan: set up the beach tent in the grass, load up the c0mp00p0r with binge night movies. create a world right here, right now. it's about making magic in the mundane, because fuck… mundanity? oh fuck spellcheck didn’t correct it. yay me, figured out the noun form huzzah.


cereal, movies, a makeshift tent – this is living. it is freedom. it's about embracing the simple pleasures, foregoing the bowl & diving straight into a box of fucking cocoa pebbles. 💜 

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