the big sick: hallucinatory.reader likes you no matter what you type
queen: so do you speak english or only spanish? entonces, ¿solo hablas inglés o solo español?
hallucinatory.reader: okay, that's great and very relieving that way i don't have to keep going back-and-forth translating lol
queen: i speak 99% english. i typically just be like no ganas por traducir mofo, lo siento (i don't feel like translating, sorry).
hallucinatory.reader: lol oh ok well, i really appreciate it. i definitely look forward to getting to know you more and seeing where things go from there.
queen: my bio covers that. i don't feel like repeating myself 😂
hallucinatory.reader: sorry about that my apologies for not taking the time to read your bio when we match. i was at work, but thank you so much for providing those details on where i could get that information from.
hallucinatory.reader: that's great you like to go to the beach and chill in your tent as well as feed ducks and games
hallucinatory.reader: i love to ride my motorcycle. i like to watch and practice martial arts and boxing. basketball and swimming especially relaxing on the beach. i like golf as well. i like listening and recording podcast. i absolutely love cooking and baking that's definitely one of my passions. i like to go fishing, hiking and relaxing at home watching tv and movies kissing and cuddling i'm very physically affectionate and also like playing billiard pool, and bowling and arcades. im not the best at it it's fun. also i like to play uno card game. i'm a big homebody so i love enjoying the great couch potato home adventure life lol and also enjoy shooting guns i have four guns as well. i also like to do art and seeing it throughout life and travel and see new things. i also like to go rollerblading/ skating and paintballing and also want to get into yoga and meditation and going to church and reading the bible more. also i want to get into reading books more as well. i also like flying drones as well.
hallucinatory.reader: some of the qualities i look for in someone is i commitment understanding patient communication as well as and communication someone who is intimate definitely cause i am very physically affectionate and i like to kiss and cuddle and i don't wanna hide or be dishonest because i know i am a very sexual person and like to be sexual with my partner so i hope that the person is very intimate as well. but i also know sex isn't everything and connection is a must. also i like a person who is very goal oriented or driven and knows what they want out of life. i also like a woman who is trustworthy, caring, kind, simplicity, comfortability, relaxation, empathetic, sympathy. confident and driven and goal oriented is always nice as well
hallucinatory.reader: physically i won't lie lol my favorite would be boobs and second would be ass lol and third is eyes but these aren't lips and a tie or thick thighs, and feel i can't date or be with a woman all because she doesn't encompass all these mental or physical attributes. these aren't deal breakers nor do i look for this only or less attracted to someone due the lack of if that makes sense.
queen: thanks for writing back. playing on dating apps at work is a big red flag lol. but even so always interesting to learn how people tick...
queen: my life these days is pretty consumed... with writing projects... speculative fiction piece, my blog, rewriting some ancient books of mysticism & coding artificial intelligence neural networks. my brain tends to work in these weird tangential spirals where i'll start researching new world flora, then hop somehow to socratic tenets, deep in 17th century kabbalistic texts and end up then somehow at 3 am when i be texting my buds about it... chaotic but feeds my soul lmao.
queen: between managing chronic health stuff and my creative work, i'm a night owl who thrives in thoughtful spaces. my ideal weekend involves independent foreign films with subtitles, intense dinners with my friends where we all pick an angle and debate, and maybe making some gemstone jewelry while phyllis my bunny silently critiques my technique.
queen: spiritually, i've found my jewish beliefs offers a beautiful framework for spiritual and intellectual curiosity—that theological complexity is something i need in my spiritual practice.
queen: i am demisexual and have a 6 month no-sex rule. strangers' sex needs are all the same and all boring to me, i only really care bout my own. so that's not relevant now.
queen: i tend to connect most deeply with intellectual thoughtful people who find meaning in complexity, who get thrilled about etymological origins of words, and who don't mind when i randomly text them at midnight because i just discovered some bizarre historical fact that's too interesting to keep to myself.
queen: 😊i'm not a christian and don't like guns, so it doesn't seem we would mesh well, but thanks for the convo always great to connect. 💜
hallucinatory.reader: thank you so much for taking the time to message me back as well and also send me long messages as well. i really enjoy it. good thing that i was playing on the dating app while doing uber and lyft
hallucinatory.reader: oh wow, that's great. i would love to read some of the things that you wrote. i love english and writing is fun as well. i don't do it as much mainly only when school aspects.
hallucinatory.reader: that sounds like a very interesting evening. i always like to do different things as well and i would always love to try something new.
hallucinatory.reader: based on what i like to do for fun did any interest you
queen: just got your message. you seem like a person with varied interests so i'm sure you'll do just fine. haha, don't worry about what others think. i'm doing well, seems like my week should be fascinating. i've been translating obscure 12th century judaic texts and trying to recreate a version of their lunar calendar. phyllis seems oddly interested when i read aloud, perhaps she's developing spiritual interests lol. my latest gemstone project has labradorite and moonstone arranged in celestial alignments. just got home from dinner in patterns representing whether consciousness exists outside of language. i argued yes, based on pre-verbal emotional memory structures.
hallucinatory.reader: oh wow that all sounds amazing. so if you don't mind me asking what happened with your last relationship to end?
queen: that's really not your business.
hallucinatory.reader: oh wow ok excuse me for asking
hallucinatory.reader: just trying to get to know you more but ok
queen: okay i accept the apology, but i just don't see how that's relevant here.
hallucinatory.reader: it's relevant because it allows me to be able to get to know you and understand exactly what went wrong to the net way. i can do better any event that we ever do decide to be in a relationship
queen: have you actually read anything i've written to you at all?
hallucinatory.reader: yeah no need to say that yes i have read it
hallucinatory.reader: question is have you read mine because you didn't really say much to what i wrote
queen: no, the question is still "have you read mine," and the answer is a definite no you haven't. 🙄
“😊i'm not a christian and don't like guns, so it doesn't seem we would mesh well, but thanks for the convo always great to connect. 💜”
queen: case in point, friend. ^
hallucinatory.reader: ok friend
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