💾 dirty qwerty, #005: This G's a Bad Motherfuckin Dude!

💾 dirty qwerty, #005. motherfuckin without the g

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SUCCESS STORY: my phone has learned “motherfuckin.” no spaces. no apostrophes. zero punc. the word i need. the word i deserve!

not saying an apostrophe is wrong.

it’s like pouring one out for the homie g —

gentle g, who’s now in the other room with his hands over his ears, because hes been through enough. respect. apostrophes are fine. but look:

motherfuckin — that’s a mission word.

it links and leans. it builds momentum.

you don’t pull it out for just any phrase.

you need Samuel L. Jackson “motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane” aura. holy fury.

motherfuckin’ — that’s a different beast.

it’s giving hillbilly broadway play energy.

a little too nyc glitz for how mad i am.

so we ride without it. one word. no space. no pause. no G. no apostrophe. motherfuckin.

this episode was brought to you by the word motherfuckin. we need a key for it on the keyboard. someone start a petition. 💎

Picture: the flying bum! yes - it’s real. check it dudes!