Asshole Lesson #3: How to Get Power Over Others

Time for some boss-level maneuvering. As a noob to the asshole system, it’s best to seek a mentor from whom you can borrow power. Remember there’s no sharing with assholes, and you risk being set up if your mentor needs someone to take a fall. Choose your boss asshole carefully.

Loyalty is a powerful tool, especially when it's strategic. Always defend your superiors, even when they're clearly wrong. This not only deflects blame but also paints you as a loyal and trustworthy individual. The more you cover for their mistakes, the more indispensable you become to the operation. And potentially the more rewards you can reap — but don’t count on that when dealing with assholes!

Master the art of the vague, but convincing explanation. "There were unforeseen circumstances," works most of the time. Remember, a shrewd manipulator always has a ready excuse, a carefully constructed narrative to deflect any criticism. It's a win-win: you look loyal, they remain blissfully unaware of their own idiocy.

By making excuses for your asshole mentor, you create an aura of loyalty and trustworthiness around yourself. People will see you as a dependable team player, someone who has their friends’ backs no matter what. This becomes your shield against any potential fallout from your boss's mistakes or misdeeds. The more you cover for them, the more essential you become to the operation. Mastering the art of the convenient excuse is a powerful manipulation tactic that will serve you well on your path to unethical domination.