🌙 october retreat: balance + signs

this october i’m hosting a 3-afternoon virtual retreat.

it’s small. it’s intimate. it’s free and it’s for people who are tired of toxic positivity + “money is coming” slogans.

together, we’ll look at why things feel stuck, and how to bring both the practical and the spiritual back into balance.

🗓️ schedule

day 1 (afternoon): balance-work
where we get real about what’s out of sync and start simple resets.
day 2 (afternoon): real-talk
health, wealth, love — the big three. no gloss, no hype, just usable tools + insights.
day 3 (afternoon): cycles + signs
how to notice the patterns + omens in your life, and use them to move forward.

✨ after day 3, you’ve completed the retreat. ✨

🍸 bonus circle

for those who want to go the extra mile: friday evening we gather for the Bonus Circle — a cocktail-hour style hang.

bring your drink (mocktails count), your bracelet, and your reflections.

this is where we laugh, share what landed, and celebrate together.

it’s not required — it’s a bonus. a level unlocked.

🎁 bracelets

the first ~20 people who register will receive a curated bracelet in the mail before the event.

word + gem, chosen for your goals.

your anchor and reminder of the work we do together.

(us shipping only — but you can still attend without.)

💡 who this is for

📌 details

👉 sign up here :)

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