Monarch & Waffles Stand Their Ground!

Monarch & Waffles had had enough of those goddamn SqUiEeEeEeLs causing chaos in their peaceful cottage. Those little dicks had the audacity to raid Monarch's garden, & torment their bunny neighbors at the carrot crypt. The bunnies couldn't even take their naps or frolic without the SqUiEeEeEeLs' disturbances. Waffles'snfavorite chicken, Henjamin Franklin, into panic attacks! Monarch & Waffles were pissed & needed a plan to get rid of those bitches once & for all!

Monarch tried a fire spell on the SqUiEeEeEeLs, but those glitchy hellfucks happily ate the fireballs & laughed in their faces! & then came the fire farts. {Imagine if a fart was visible. That's how bad it smelled!} Mandrake bottled up the farts and stashed them away for stocking stuffers in the winter.

Waffles could make mush out of anything he hunted, but the SqUiEeEeEeLs were too quick & could teleport away at the last second, landing on his shoulder or pooping on his head. It was time to fight back.

So, Monarch & Waffles sat down & plotted a trap that would end those furry assholes. Monarch wove a magic trap of plasma fruit membranes, which were stinky and that would catch those SqUiEeEeEeLs in their tracks, & Waffles used his werewolf senses to stalk the prey, setting the traps in the perfect places.

They set out their trap & waited, ready to teach those SqUiEeEeEeLs a lesson they'd never forget. & when those glitchy little gremlins from hell finally fell into the trap, Monarch & Waffles celebrated with a feast, toasting to their victory over the SqUiEeEeEeL menace.