Weed Quality Showdown: The Tea on Terpenes 🌿

 ermagerd, let me put down my rockstar black and spill some tea about flavor profiles that'll make your piggies wiggle. cuz when it comes to medication quality, not all devices are created equal (like that stanky ex who thought he was good in bed just cuz his peen was kinda big 😂).

the cake tank's cherry zkittlez? j1zzing over how good this is! we're talking candy tastiness that hits different - like finding out your crush actually likes you back kind of different. 

but the honey king? narsty af! the flavor profile is giving "corpse in the basement,” but not in a cool graveyard keeper way. about as appealing as that one ex who didn't know how condoms, condoms, condoms worked.

waferz tho? now that's some gourmet sh1t! the terpene profile is balanced perfectly - not trying overly hard like that one skeezy dude who pretended the ring he gave you was actual gold.

TLDR: stick to cake or waferz if you want your taste buds to have a good time. honey king tastes like broken dreams and disappointment.