The Beauty Section: Getting Naughty, Smelling Nice!

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 A higher-end bottle of good fragrance is a time-honored human luxury. From Cleopatra’s scented oil bath to Shakespeare writing about some perfumed princess’s hair… smelling nice is nice. Ergo, I love costly, rare scents and my fav shit is from high-end perfumeries like Lush. But I usually can’t even afford the trip to the mall for a sample! Boo!

That's why Naughty Button is a real gem, and Miss Button herself is on point! Her branding is perfection - coordinated logos & colors perfectly encapsulate this fierce-meets-fab brand identity! Shipments are packed super cute & usually include a lil note, sometimes a sample or two of stuff she thinks I’ll like. My girl even tapes the bottle to protect from leaks in transit - check out the color-coordinated tape! 

As a girl who’s worked in the trenches of beauty and fashion for ages, I can appreciate a button reference. But the double entendre of it slays me. The virtual experience makes me feel a little like some sparkly pink celebrity, like Paris Hilton or SJP or my fellow bad bitch Miss Piggy, walking out of a glitter-encrusted Rodeo Drive boutique. Vampires don’t get to go there, but we do love the internet! 💜

So now the poop about the product: in the past I’ve gotten Van Van Voom (like Lush’s Vanillary), and Tuka Tuka (like Lush’s Tucca Tucca which is now discontinued) — Imma use it to recreate the massage bar they had that one time. 😂 It smells absolutely legit. I was stoked!

Anyway the best part… I GET SO MANY CRAZY COMPLIMENTS ON MY SCENT… and not from grannies and Disney princesses either. But from real, live, in-person actual sexy men!!! (My last date buried his face in my neck for 2 hours and said he couldn’t get enough of my scent… 🫦!) It’s my curated jasmine-vanilla signature mix which is a mix of 33% Lust and 66% Vanillary… now about 99999% less costly to make thanks to my secret supplier.

But let’s not keep Naughty Button a secret! The people of earth desperately need her help smelling better. 😂 Check Naughty Button’s tasty menu here!

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