Phyllis and the August Ass-Kicking

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heed my warnings: have you heard the news? the spacetime continuum teeters on the edge!

say "rabbit rabbit" on the first of every month to maintain its integrity. 

august is here, and phyllis is feeling feisty. this little bunny is about to kick your ass so hard you'll be begging for mercy. don't say "rabbit rabbit," and prepare for endless bad luck, public humiliation, and random acts of bullshit that'll make you question your entire fucking existence.  
thanks for being a bitch, phyllis… the cutest bitch ever!

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