floppy disks are not cutting edge unless it’s 1805

zoid “quits” this episode. it’s a mess. everyone’s on edge. he’s out, but nobody really knows how long or if he’s coming back. it feels chaotic and frustrating. he literally shouted in zoom, “ive had it with this shit i quit!!” after janet cut him off.

sooo people literally had to leave to piss and/or shit and/or other biological functions — and he was like, “noooooooo stick a cork in it.” fuck him!

meanwhile, i’m relying on janet, mark, and old bawby to keep things from falling apart. bawby has this weird thing where he licks his chops or smacks them when he thinks, like he’s eating but not eating. it reminds me of my ex-dog. i miss him ✨.

ben has curly brown hair and is rebecca’s boyfriend; he’s a chemist. jessica (other roommate) is home with her family up north for a couple weeks. she keeps calling me when she’s drunk because she went to her ex’s wedding and it was bad. i keep not answering, but lowkey answering. 

mr wolfie is in ny now, he is a sweetie who tries to understand me but doesn’t always get that being random is bad for me. 

scar is my feathered friend who shares his work and personal drama. he’s like chaos’s tranquil yet mildly depressed center and sends me snaps of bunny-themed shit he spots in the wild. i try to respond in kind with adorable bird memes. 

the hardest boundary i had to set was with phyl and biting, and also with ben stealing my twizzlers.