๐พ dirty qwerty, #003 whitewashing whores n quotes ๐
๐พ dirty qwerty, #003 whitewashing whores n quotes ๐
“quote” > “white”
“whore” > “white”
๐ง keyboard logic:
q > w: side by side. panic-swipe zone.
u > h: neighbors. knuckle betrayal
o > i: the ahoy/shit curse strikes again.
t > t / r > e: depends which sin you meant — autocorrect still finds “white.”
autocorrect, in its pearl-clutching terror, said: “you must’ve meant something safe… here, try white.” well no bitch i think the fuck not!
so instead of citing a quote, or embracing your inner whore, you get a word that sounds like an ikea paint swatch. tame. sterile. maybe juuuuust a soupรงon racist.
next time i’m just typing qwhore and letting god sort it out.
this episode was brought to you by the letter W — for whore, white, and what the fuck.
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