๐Ÿ’พ dirty qwerty, #003 whitewashing whores n quotes ๐Ÿ”š


๐Ÿ’พ dirty qwerty, #003 whitewashing whores n quotes ๐Ÿ”š

“quote” > “white”


“whore” > “white”

๐Ÿง  keyboard logic:


q > w: side by side. panic-swipe zone.


 u > h: neighbors. knuckle betrayal

 o > i: the ahoy/shit curse strikes again.

 t > t / r > e: depends which sin you meant — autocorrect still finds “white.”


autocorrect, in its pearl-clutching terror, said: “you must’ve meant something safe… here, try white.” well no bitch i think the fuck not!


so instead of citing a quote, or embracing your inner whore, you get a word that sounds like an ikea paint swatch. tame. sterile. maybe juuuuust a soupรงon racist.


next time i’m just typing qwhore and letting god sort it out.


this episode was brought to you by the letter W — for whore, white, and what the fuck.

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