Asshole Lesson #1: How to Stop Caring About Others

Unlock your self-serving side by mastering the art of fucking peeps over — guilt-free!

Sick of being bugged by pesky-ass empathy? Well, good news… empathy’s useless; a clear conscience is for the weak. Simplify your life by removing that emotional baggage and work on what matters most — YOU! Instead, embrace a ruthless, laser-like focus on all of your goals and ambitions.

Focus on your own advancement - the feelings of others are their problem, not yours. Tough shit! Forget about morality, conscience, and the wellbeing of those around you. Empathy is for suckers — and it’s a luxury you can no longer afford.

Rid yourself of your conscience, it’ll only hold your ass back from destiny. The truly successful individual operates without guilt or remorse. After all, who needs a conscience when there's so much to gain? Shedding your moral restraints is the first crucial step to becoming a guilt-free manipulation master.

Remind yourself that you can operate much more efficiently without others peeps in your Efficiency is key - why waste time on the "feelings" of others when you could be making your own damn self happy? Simplify your life by purging that pesky empathy — and embrace the freedom of a clear conscience! The world is your oyster, and guilt is simply a condiment you can wave away. No thanks, fuckos, we’re fine without that shit!