9 of Wands!

tarot pull (wake & bake): nine of wands (reversed) -- burnout, bad haircuts, resisting collapse with duct tape and expired biotin.

it sounds like life is tough, but like the 9 of wands. I’m still standing. that’s what it means — push through for success.

phyl’s uneven mullet haircut is punk rock and she doesn’t care. i feel half competent. its a madame bovary dream house gone rogue up in here.

her hair will need a refresh by chanukah, but her vibes are intact. mine? fading. 

my appwork be glitching and the checkout process is a dying breeder’s graveyard -- click, crash, repeat.

i’m at capacity with life’s metaphysical anal leakage, website collapse, and existential soul dandruff. trying to decide if the overpriced supplements i’ve been eyeing will fix my limp-ass hair or just give me tapioca tummy and debt.

nothing feels worse than paying $92 for sea moss gummies that taste like semen-in-a-can and promise you’ll glow like a toddler in an mlm flyer.

hair is limp. hope is limper.

 

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