the beauty section: venus comfortglide

{repurpose the flaps as mini soap bars for the guest bathroom. ooh la la!}

🧼 venus comfortglide razor – final grade: c-

+ what ruled:

• the handle is fine, like usual venus ones i’ve had. good head, like venus usually gives 🤣
• i will say that i did a microplane of my face real quick, def smoother.
• changing the blade refills wasn’t too bad. took a second, but can be done.
• my last bunny was named venus (rest in power, veenie 🐰🖤), so i always feel like it’s good luck to use venus razors.

– what sucked:

• this “comfortglide” bullshit? yikes on bikes. 😬 what assclown marketers thought this was a good idea?? had to google and discover it was soap bars; like wtf?
• my mustache still didn’t get all the way shaved, and it should.
• the dumb comfort flaps or whatever got in my fuckin way.
• the scent is okay; supposed to be white tea. it smells like coconuts or something.
• i’m annoyed i had to pay extra for these weird-ass soap flaps because venus discontinued the beloved soleil and twilight with the fun scented jelly handles.

final opinion and grade:

• it’s basically the same razor with a price bump and soap flaps.
• these flappy things on the blades are a piece of assbust. i wanna rip them the fuck off. frivolous horseshit.
• the 4 blades will last me for about a year. when the stupid shitflap ones are done, i’ll get regular ones.
• also — “soap flaps” was my old prison nickname.