freshly milked newz: gulp, jack lalanne's ghost vs the blowholes
dead milkman update. we talked on the phone last night, and i heard… the gulp. it was during a lull in the conversation, and it was loud, wet, and… kind of sickeningly hot in a gross (but sexy organic) way. i know it sounds gross, but it turned me on a little. like, wow… that’s his throat, huh? this cool person with lots of interesting thoughts also has one of those too... hmmmmmm…. :)
it made me feel like i was flustering him. like, was i making him nervous? was he so into me that he couldn’t even control his bodily functions? i’m def projecting, but honestly, i found it like… idk endearing like this tiny, humanizing thing that made him feel like a real person.
his gulp sounded like a wimpy old man gulp. like, jack lalanne’s ghost was gonna descend from the ether to beat up the blowholes who be kickin’ sand on his ass. (!!!gulp!!!)
we talked about our dumb jobs too — he works at a dairy plant boxing milk, which led to, as earlier mentioned, a mild tangent about whether vegan milk is 3d-printed by ai mechanical cows. it became a running joke. he kept riffing which i liked. i wonder if the ai cows have a better dental plan than the workers do. he mentioned he do be having some choppers tho, checks out. shruggg.
i thought he was pretty cool, but after the call … guess i kinda caught a crush. how could i not? i like smart funny peeps. he was great company. and that gulp, hahaha… maybe i could pick up something for myself while im out here tryna save the world.. xd
he’s not giving creepsicle vibes, and he hasn’t said anything that makes me wanna throw my phone into the sun. that’s noiiiice. that’s a friend. but liking someone and liking that they’re not awful aren’t the same. still, i’m hopeful. being surprised would be nice tooooo.
it made me feel like i was flustering him. like, was i making him nervous? was he so into me that he couldn’t even control his bodily functions? i’m def projecting, but honestly, i found it like… idk endearing like this tiny, humanizing thing that made him feel like a real person.
his gulp sounded like a wimpy old man gulp. like, jack lalanne’s ghost was gonna descend from the ether to beat up the blowholes who be kickin’ sand on his ass. (!!!gulp!!!)
we talked about our dumb jobs too — he works at a dairy plant boxing milk, which led to, as earlier mentioned, a mild tangent about whether vegan milk is 3d-printed by ai mechanical cows. it became a running joke. he kept riffing which i liked. i wonder if the ai cows have a better dental plan than the workers do. he mentioned he do be having some choppers tho, checks out. shruggg.
i thought he was pretty cool, but after the call … guess i kinda caught a crush. how could i not? i like smart funny peeps. he was great company. and that gulp, hahaha… maybe i could pick up something for myself while im out here tryna save the world.. xd
he’s not giving creepsicle vibes, and he hasn’t said anything that makes me wanna throw my phone into the sun. that’s noiiiice. that’s a friend. but liking someone and liking that they’re not awful aren’t the same. still, i’m hopeful. being surprised would be nice tooooo.
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