Thorne's "Daily Survival Checklist"

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Don't die before breakfast… try these tips to make your day less death filled!


Check if sun is actually up

Avoid suspicious glowing objects

Avoid stairs

Don't test new powers indoors

Keep resurrection supplies handy

Avoid flammable clothing

Remember gravity exists

Don't mix spells and vampire powers

Leave "hold my plasma juice" moments for when you have parental supervision.

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