UFO Sighting! (Undignified Fuckboy Object)

🎤🦜: Good evening, operatives. Scar 🦜 here, delivering the debrief on Operation Fuckboy Exposure.

🎤 🐈‍⬛: Mysterious like the night, Yuraiya reporting from the shadows. Let’s break this down.

🎤🦜: It all started on Queen 🐇’s Twitch stream. She was broadcasting Minecraft, but when Danny DeVito 🐶💩 entered the chat, she sensed something stinky… a whiff of the past.

🎤 🐈‍⬛: Just three words: “Do we know each other?” That got me thinking. But when she gave a few verbal hints via stream… That’s all it took for me to know it was time to move.

🎤🦜: While I kept him talking with my master distractor and certified decoy skillzzz — I made sure the perp stayed engaged. Classic misdirection.

🎤 🐈‍⬛: Meanwhile, I dove into the chat history, searching for digital breadcrumbs. The Queen and I coordinated flawlessly. She hunted for patterns, while I confirmed identities. This was no amateur hour; this was precision work.

🎤🦜: His pathetic, noncommittal “maybe” response to Queen’s question sealed his fate. But we didn’t stop there. Cross-referencing intel, we uncovered undeniable proof of his identity. The operation was airtight.

🎤 🐈‍⬛: Scar’s distractions bought us the time we needed. By the time we had all the data, there was no doubt: Danny DeVito 🐶💩 was back, trying to hoover his way into Queen’s orbit.

🎤🦜: Mission accomplished. No confrontation needed. Queen 🐇 and the squad exposed him without breaking a sweat. The operation was clean and efficient. Our field agent bunny had this to say about the mission.

🎤 🐇: No need to be rude, he’s allowed to come in and talk. If he wants to pretend to be a new person then weird but okay. I didn’t care, no one else did either. 🤷‍♀️ 

🎤 🐈‍⬛: Lesson learned: the rabbit squad are always watching, so you can’t outsmart us even if we’re big nice. Stay classy, San Diego. 

🎤🦜: And now, back to your regularly scheduled programming! 📺