to put it mildly, some have regrets

some people’s perceptions of reality resemble a pretzel twisted into the shape of an english maze. one such friend annoys me thusly, and it's sad honestly, to see someone go down the terlit and you're like "nooooo" but it doesnt matter. let’s call this friend dyson because he does the best job at sucking the hardest.

the 24/7 self medicating is turning him to a sloppy mess — get that kid some help. don't self-medicate, my children. es no bueno.

sad thing is that this could describe a number of fuckfools that we know. i feel like i have become a worse person too, for having shared that space with such wicked-ass toxic energy. toxergy XD

everyone in the world is like, nearly as much work as anal leakage and twice as stinky, lately. rather be single. the pizza guy isn’t even reliable. why should i trust anyone with a pizza, let alone with this pussy. :(