the big sick: sadlump’s suicide ploy
sadlump openly seeks pity declaring he isn’t good enough to talk to, but he wants friendship… unless you’d prefer to “shock” him with your beautiful body. but no pressure… only if you want friend who “understands u.” 😂 click below for screenshots!!
crucial app don'ts: avoid pressuring potential friends, respect boundaries, don’t threaten suicide, and remember, friendship isn't a consolation prize. let's dive into the cringe. tldr; don't be this guy. (if you are him, be more self aware and less needy.)
sadlump: heyyyyyy i'm 20 but turning 21 tho in february but probably not good enough to talk
queen: actually, i might have swiped on you on my previous account. you seem familiar; i don't know.
sadlump: oh so u don't wanna talk
queen: no, i mean, i swiped right. lol, silly.
(Sorry a page is missing — but escalates quickly!)
sadlump: that stuff is gross tbh, asking for nudes is so wrong
queen: i mean, i don't think it's bad if you know the person and you're not offending them. but approaching strangers with it is just bad manners.
sadlump: i mean if ur dating them than i understand why cuz u wanna show them a preview of what they are missing out and will get in person and cuz u love and trust him but strangers ya it's wrong and obviously u can send in a relationship not all the time tho lol
queen: yeah, if the person wants them. i'm just saying, don't be flashing strangers, and we're fine, lmao.
queen: i remember you because of your braces picture. do you still wear them? when i was in high school, my first boyfriend had braces, and i thought it was so cute haha.
sadlump: nah i don't wear braces anymore but ya if he's ur bf than ya when ur comfortable than u can send
sadlump: i would hope tho that ur not dating a guy cuz of braces
sadlump: ignores me
sadlump: u not wanna talk hon not gonna ask for sex or nudes
queen: it's cool. let me know when you see my message. i was eating dinner and now i'm going to take my meds.
sadlump: body cuz either way ur still doing the same stuff plus the same girl can be enjoyable cuz ur doing it with the person u love the most and making the love stronger and the more with the same person the more u both know what u like u can still be shocked with her body say omg ur so beautiful wbu
queen: i am demisexual.
sadlump: oh before we move on i'm just gonna say if i date a girl it's because i see her in my future, not to cheat on her or use her idk why guys do that like don't leave after making love with her once u don't need to find a new size body cuz either way ur still doing the same stuff plus
queen: i am demisexual. i do not experience primary sexual attraction and i find all strangers to be sexually repulsive. i don't even think of a stranger as someone i want to date. i need to know somebody awhile before even thinking about it tbh. i develop attraction when i know them as a person.
sadlump: i wasn't asking u out tho i wanted to go slow with u obviously and that's what i like being attracted to the person when u know them and how they act and not how they look
queen: okay. i'm really just looking for friends right now, and if something does happen, that would be something to address later. :)
sadlump: ahhh ok but ya their personality is what
attracts me the most nothing sexual attracts me
queen: all righty. i've literally been trying to change the subject of sex and dating this entire time.
sadlump: aren't u looking for one tho on ur recent post that's what i'm trying to find out answers about who relates to u
queen: just because i'm open to finding a girlfriend or boyfriend doesn't mean i want to have a huge discussion about it with the 30 men who messaged me about it like after seeing my post. as i said, i'm open to it, but every relationship has to start out as a friendship. that is the level i am interacting on right now.
sadlump: oh ya 30 men u can pick anyone basically i may not have a shot i'll probably only be able to be friends with u and that's it
queen: well, that's a bummer. why talk to a woman if you aren't getting any pussy? friendship is such a consolation prize, am i right?
sadlump: i'm saying that anyone could be urs instead of u picking a guy who has a good friendship with u understands u i try to understand people a lot in a relationship friendship but sure let's be friends and see where it goes and pussy doesn't matter to me it's the affection in sex
queen: i don't care. you seem high-maintenance. this whole interaction has been exhausting.
sadlump: i told u i'm ok with being friends
queen: eh, you applied way more pressure than makes me comfortable, tbh. i feel like prey. i don't like that at all.
sadlump: ur the one that said why talk to girls who don't give pussy i'm a virgin i'm not sexual i told u i wanna take it slow ur not even prey i wanna know u better first
queen: yes, that was clearly a comment at you complaining that we'll probably just be friends. which i find so shitty, like i'm not valuable as a friend? don't be my friend then. i was nice to you at first, but tbh, you've insulted me.
sadlump: how did i insult u forget it whatever i can't ever get a guy friend either it's not like i have much left to live i'm done with life and no i'm not saying this to get attention i would never joke about suicide
queen: it doesn't matter anyway because suicide talk triggers me, and now the discussion is 100% over. goodnight.
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