fuckboy day! legends & lore

get your weenzrods ready for footlong Frank, cuz here’s the poop on the upcoming fuckboy day weekend… { also enjoy the fuckboy day wordscape glossary here. } as well, for more terms and info.

legend says seeing pink fur, glitter, or omg paint — on your clothes around fuckboy day means you're shitlisted by yuraiya, a playful warning (friends often glitter bomb & other pranks).  

at the fuckboy feast we have the meat, the sweet, the condiments & the char. 

the puri-fire's flames symbolize the burning away of negativity.  the weenz, roasted over the fire, represent the meat of life's experiences, while tacocats represent the sweet balance.  

footlong frank's presence symbolizes generosity & community.  

the four sacred colors—pink (nourishment), red (passion, blood, ketchup), yellow (caution, fear, ‘stard), & black (the char, unknown, & unbiased perspective)—guide participants toward self-improvement & healthy relationships.