Fuckboy Day 2025!

fuckboy day is celebrated annually on february 22nd (with optional "half-fuckboy day” or, as i call it, fuckboy day junior, with bonfires on august 22nd) is a therapeutic holiday with rituals focused on self-reflection & growth.






we gather around a puri-fire (bonfire or other source), ceremonially burning cursed fuckboy artifacts of past negative situations. the fuckboy feast follows, featuring weenz (hot dogs or sausages, pick your own condiments, vegan is fine! ) & tacocats (sweet treats in taco shells).




then, after or around tacocats dessert, participants share stories, receive bestowances of big ups (bobu’s), & celebrate personal growth. it is a day of growth, vulnerability, humor, & accountability.




we, the participants of the holiday, are the core characters. we share stories & experiences, supporting each other's growth. we engage in the ritual's symbolic actions, perhaps by participating in customs like fuckboy feasts, wearing holiday colors (black, red, yellow, & pink), & wishing each other the happiest of fuckboy days.




one central figure is yuraiya, a pink long-haired siberian tacocat. she is the familiar of a vampire queen acts as the karmic judge. yuraiya has a mischievous spirit, bestowing "shitlistings" (pink fur or glitter) as playful warnings or reality checks to yellow-light your yellow.




another central figure is footlong frank, a man (or woman) in a hotdog costume, embodying the spirit of the day. frank facilitates the feast - perhaps by bringing, gifting, or preparing the weenz. he embodies love, generosity of spirit, & celebration of our place in the universe. 💜




{ enjoy the fuckboy day glossary here. }