A Fuckboy Day Glossary

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It’s about that time of year again! Let’s review some fun terms related to our favorite holiday, fuckboy day.


bestowance of big ups (bobu): positive affirmations & encouragement given to support each other's growth & healing.

cursed artifacts: negative things, actual objects, or even unwanted bandits & feelings. prep them for the purging puri-fire.

fuckboy feast: the ritual after the puri-fire purge. a sumptuous dinner & story regaling of fuckboys past. often funny & scary.

fuckboy: a person who engages in harmful or manipulative romantic behavior.

fuckfool: a person who engages in harmful or manipulative romantic behavior.

fuckgirl: a person who engages in harmful or manipulative romantic behavior.

footlong frank: mascot of fuckboy day, wears a hot dog costume, representing generosity & community.

ketchup: sacred red condiment of fuckboy day, it symbolizes the blood & passion that flows inside us all.

meat, the: dinner portion of the fuckboy feast which often involves bitching & tales

mustard: sacred golden condiment of fuckboy day, ‘stard symbolizes caution & boundary setting.

puri-fire: a bonfire or fire source around which the roasting & rituals take place.

quagmire: a branch/weenzrod with multiple weenz roasting over the fire. a full quagmire is a half doz. but 3 or more can be considered a light quag if ya nasty.

random acts of taco: like big ups, the sharing of sweet or savory tacos to cool-ass friends is customary on fuckboy day.

shitlisted: receive a reality check in the form of pink pranks (fur, glitter, powder, gasp - paint) near your stuff around fuckboy day.

‘stard: mustard.

sweet, the: dessert portion of the fuckboy feast wherein big ups are administered.

tacocat (1): a mystical entity, half feline & half taco, with mystical palindromic powers to see deep into one’s soul.

tacocat (2): a sweet treat made typically made with a taco shell, chocolate, & marshmallow; but healthier tacocats can be made. named for the mystical yuraiya.

weenz: hot dogs.

weenzrod: the branch stick on which we roast , marshmallows, and other fire foods. metal forks or similar instruments are also sometimes acceptable to serve as a weendzrod.

yuraiya: a playful, mischievous tacocat spirit who bestows "shitlistings."

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